Christi-ana-Meter

Holy
Anglican
Paul
$0.99 Store Crackers For Communion
Evangelist

Back of the Church
Baptist
John
Unleavened Bread For Communion
Pastors

Tar & Feather
Catholic
Peter
Home-Bake Bread For Communion
Apostles

Christi-ana-Meter

Holy
Brian 'Head' Welch From Korn
Mega-Church
Courting

Back of the Church
Scott Strapp From Creed
Warehouse Church
Dating

Tar & Feather
Bono From U2
Sanctuary
Shagging

Christi-ana-Meter

Holy
Pastors With Hawaiian Shirts
Skateboarding Christians
War On Terror
Home School

Back of the Church
Pastors With Long Hair
Hippie Christians
Civil Rights
Private School

Tar & Feather
Pastors With Robes
Born Again Christians
New Deal
Public School

Christi-ana-Meter

Holy
Colorado Springs As the Conservative Hot Spot
SpongeBob – America’s Favorite Kiddie Queer to Hate
Born Again Virgin
Sermons On the End Times


Back of the Church
Orange County As the Conservative Hot Spot
TeleTubbies – America’s Favorite Kiddie Queer to Hate
No Sex Before Marriage
Sermons On the End Times

Tar & Feather
London As the Conservative Hot Spot
Barney – America’s Favorite Kiddie Queer to Hate
No Kissing Before Marriage
Sermons On the End Times

Christi-ana-Meter

Holy
Internet Ministry
Da Vinci Code
“Excuse You” When You Sneeze

Back of the Church
College Ministry
Q Source
“Bless You” When You Sneeze

Tar & Feather
Prison Ministry
Gospel of Thomas
“God Bless You” When You Sneeze

Christi-ana-Meter

Holy
Chronicles of Narnia
Purpose Driven Life
Spoiled Person At Church BBQ
Condemning the Da Vinci Code

Back of the Church
Lord of the Rings
Case for Christ
Spoiled Beef At Church BBQ
Condemning Harry Potter

Tar & Feather
Left Behind: The Movie
Prayer of Jabez
Spoiled Potato Salad At Church BBQ
Condemning Charlotte’s Web

Christi-ana-Meter

I love lists. If you do to, then I hope you enjoy "Christi-ana-Meter." I'll will be posting one of these a week for the next few weeks. In case your confused by what this is, let me make it simple: it's a list of what is hot, what was hot, and what hasn't be hot for quite sometime...enjoy!